Closer To Heaven D A I don’t like hummus, I hate long lines C G Nosey neighbors and Venetian blinds D A Chirpy news anchors alter my mood C G I’m offended by buzzwords like awesome and dude D A I look like a train wreck I feel like a blob C G Til you get to know me you may think I’m a snob D A A6 D But I’m closer to heaven than I’ve ever been I don’t eat sushi I don’t smoke grass I don’t wear pajama’s I don’t drive fast I hate idle gossip and wing tip shoes Slick politicians give me the blues I don’t like limo’s I don’t play golf I don’t own a rifle that will blow your head off But I’m closer to heaven than I’ve ever been Bm D Bm D I’m riding the wave from cradle to grave Bm D G A I’m learning to feel my hands on the wheel I love my friends I love my wife My four little babies are the light of my life I love Sissy Spacek I love Guy Clark All the biscuits and gravy I can eat with a fork I don’t want to be famous who gives a damn I just want to be happy wherever I am And I’m closer to heaven than I’ve ever been I’m closer to heaven than I’ve ever been by: José Duarte jtduarte1@gmail.com